I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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