And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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