I CAN MOONWALK!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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