I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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