wrigley field is MILF paradise
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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