She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Shame is for Republicans.
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