just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
They are going to name an STD after you.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
