you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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