no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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