Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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