I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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