fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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