I didn't shave. On purpose
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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