One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.