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(805): View more from California

So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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(248): View more from Michigan

..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA

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(415): View more from California

Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

(503): View more from Oregon

Cooked or uncooked?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous

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(319): View more from Iowa

the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler

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(515): View more from Iowa

On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult

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(847): View more from Illinois

He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

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