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• (586): View more from Michigan

  One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

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  She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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• (805): View more from California

  do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

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  WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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• (210): View more from Texas

  masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.

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  I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.

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  Dude, you are the most awesome.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.

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• (323): View more from California

  We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.

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