Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had