Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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