chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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