about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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