evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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