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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i've created a new STD.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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