You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm like, not good at living.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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