Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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