How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Randomize
