Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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