the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
