apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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