Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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