in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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