My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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