let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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