the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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