R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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