I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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