Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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