I'm really into asian looking animals
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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