apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
