So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
a search helicopter?!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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