its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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