We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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