Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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