i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I can text with my tongue
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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