Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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