there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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