Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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