lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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