imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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