Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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