Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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