Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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