We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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