Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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