I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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