he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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