yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
well you can't waste a boner
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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