would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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