I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
