Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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