you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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